big and fat, born without arms or legs, born to jump in the air and clap

Be warned, if you read any of these you will probably get spoiled. Also the quality really varies from thought to thought based on how much I care and how much time I have. Big thanks to Mina, Josh, guts and tm for help with figuring out the styling. No thanks to Dr. Fred, you cunt 🖕.

The Money Store

9.5/10

Album

The Money Store

9.5/10

The Moon Rising

3/10

The Mouse and the Mask

7/10

The Name of This Band Is Talking Heads

8.5/10

The New Sound

10/10

The Nightmare Before Christmas

7/10

The Novels Extra

3/10

The Office (US)

9.5/10

The OOZ

8/10

The Outcast Is Too Good at Martial Arts

3/10

The Place Beyond the Pines

3/10

The Princess Bride

7/10

The Promised Neverland

7/10

The Queen's Gambit

7/10

The Rainbow Goblins

7.5/10

The Reaper and the Waiting

6.5/10

The Reason Why Raeliana Ended Up at the Duke's Mansion

3/10

The Red Over There Is Our Home

6/10

The Return of the Crazy Demon

6/10

The Return of the Disaster-Class Hero

4/10

The Returned C-Rank Tank Won't Die!

2/10

The Scholars

6.5/10

The Shining

7/10

The Skeleton Soldier Failed to Defend the Dungeon

4/10

The Stanly Parable

6/10

The Story Between a Dumb Prefect and a High School Girl with an Inappropriate Skirt Length

2.5/10

The Story of a Low-Rank Soldier Becoming a Monarch

4.5/10

The Story of the Kiwi Bird

6/10

The Stranger

8.5/10

The Strong Man From The Mental Hospital

3.5/10

The Strongest Earthbound Spirit and the Guy With No Spiritual Sense

4/10

The Suburbs

7.5/10

The Summer Hikaru Died

7.5/10